Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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