he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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