My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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