Have you finally orgasmed yet?
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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