living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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