Do you still have your period?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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