can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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