just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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