So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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