so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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