cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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