I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
