Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Randomize
