This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
