You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Is it because I queefed?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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