Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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