Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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