Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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