you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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