Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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