he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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