Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
