The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize