she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she told me i tasted like america
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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