He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
