Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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