I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
two words...techno handjob
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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