Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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