Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Text me some of your sweat
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
