I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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