Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Buhtt sex?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize