goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Randomize
