she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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