I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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