i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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