Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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