Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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