I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
