it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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