We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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