you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Drake has all the answers
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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