My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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