Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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