i just google imaged poop.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
why is half of my head shaved?
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