Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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