you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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