New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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