Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's shark week go big or go home
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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