ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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