Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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