We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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