The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Randomize
