If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
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