i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
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