I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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