yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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